Close-up of a starfish mouth
Photo credit: Mike Dunn
i’m going to put my dick in it
don’t put your dick in the starfish please
'dude i love video games'
'except for nintendo hahaha that's for kids'
Yes, I play videogames :)<3
Yes, I drink coke. :) <3
Yah i play vidya gaem 2
Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3
Yes, I use paper towels :)<3
Yes, I use lamps :)<3
Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3
one is not like the others
yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore
Ugh paper towels. So un-environmental.
who even boasts about coffee tables amirite?
LOOK AT MY PHONE